omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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