Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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