what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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