Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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