She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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