i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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