dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She's not a foreskin expert like you
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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