Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
