paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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