WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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