Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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