I hate your face
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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