i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
