just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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