you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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