Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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