The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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