i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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