okay pat passed out under dana's car
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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