i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
When are your genitals available?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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