Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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