It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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