they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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