i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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