So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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