I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
sex in a hospital.. check
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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