Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you remember whose house we're in?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
