Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
try to milk me bitch
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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