Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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