My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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