Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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