Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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