she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
