I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im six kinds of drunk right now
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
