she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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