Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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