Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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