Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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