S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
