girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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