Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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