i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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