He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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