This girl is more easily done than said...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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