can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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