Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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