Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Boobs speak an international language.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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