If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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