next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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