I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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