my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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