help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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