he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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