I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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